Maybe Mabie……

Hi, my name is Mabie…..my mom calls me Maybelline when she’s mad. Like when I went on a poop fest at 4am. 

I’m glad my fur is finally growing out after that lady shaved me. I’m much cuter this way.  People now ask if I’m a Portuguese Water dog rather than asking “What is she?”  Most people are surprised to learn that I’m a Labradoodle. 

At home, I like to harass the cat.  I know she secretly likes it too. See that black basket?  That’s where my mom puts all my toys……the ones I like to tear up.  I also like to hang with my homey’s at the dog park.  I’m the one running after the ball, but I’m way too busy to bring it back, so I just drop it on the trail.  Mom’s coming that way anyway.  I don’t like the big dogs that bark, so that’s when I run back to mom and hide my face in her knees.  Sometimes she’ll pick me up if I look really scared.

Just another shot of me trying to look cute. 

We spend a lot of time with The Boy and that ball.  I love my boy.  He’s the bestest human ever.  Mom really likes him too.  Mom usually takes me on a walk while he’s running around with the other humans.    We don’t like that neighborhood since we saw a pitbull jumping and hanging onto a piece of meat hooked to a rope.  Call me a snob, but that’s just not lady like.  So my mom drives me to another neighborhood that has nice trees (on the parking strip) to smell……..Sometimes a cranky lady will come out and yell at my mom to “get her DAMN dog off her yard”  My mom just smiles, tells her we’re not in her yard, that I’m not going to the bathroom and to have a nice day.  I think she’s way to nice to that lady.

I’d love to chat longer, but my dad is going to take me on a run……I can tell….he’s got those shoes on.  My dad is pretty nice too, but he’s always wanting to cuddle. 

See ya………….